• YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN FOR LIKING IT FIRST
  
  
• YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN FOR BUYING MORE MERCHANDISE 
  
  
• YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN BECAUSE YOU’VE MET THEM 
  
  
• JUST SHUT UP AN APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT SOMEONE ENJOYS THE SAME THING YOU DO 

I AM SO FUCKIN PUMPED FOR THIS YEAR IM GONNA FUCK A CALENDAR

just rapping presents

Smh stands for sonic my hedgehog

[geoff ramsey voice] oH MY GOD

• tip fedora 

15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP like it doesn’t matter if they’re cranky or disoriented or still half-asleep and their hair is a mess fuck it doesn’t even matter if they drooled in their sleep or have ink smudged on their face from something they wrote on their hand they are CUTE all those things are CUTE

*gets punched under the mistletoe*

you’re important to me you piece of shit

do you ever feel like everyone is just sick of you

everything i do is an example of me trying not to die

how do u attractive

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk